FRIGHT NIGHT...
Tis the season to drop a spooky post. I just went into a Halloween Spirit store (one of those enormous seasonal popup costume stores that exclusively hires emo goth kids that celebrate Halloween on Christmas) this past weekend and I did not see one single costume that spoke to my soul. We got little Millie (my step dogg-ter) a kilt for a Scottish Festival in Estes Park which we later found did not allow dogs. So I'm not sure if we all go as Braveheart characters? I don't know. The verdict is still out. Drop me a comment on what you think my costume should be this year!
So, last month, my boyfriend worked hard to plan a spectacular end of summer getaway in the teardrop camper. We had been scouting dispersed camping Leadville and really wanted to eat at this place that boasts Colorado's BEST CUBAN SANDWICH! My boyfriend is really great at finding host apps and BLM (Bureau of Land Management...my mom seriously thought we were camping on Black Lives Matter property...giggles) camping spots...but mostly dispersed camping with incredible views. I joke that he should really be the one with the blog or the YouTube channel.
Well, our trip kinda last minute fell through when a neighbor, who is from Leadville, explained that the town was hosting a huge road biking event and that traffic and camping and EVERYTHING would be insanely crazy...which seems to be the norm everywhere in Colorado on the weekends these days. Bottom line, we don't do crowds. Everyone is now trying to get their hobby and outdoor fixes in before snowfall. Especially if you're not a retard and spend thousands of dollars skiing each year. To put it in prospective, I don't ski and I live in Colorado and explore a lot more than sitting in hours of traffic and ski lift lines.
A last minute change of plans was a total surprise for me. My boyfriend found a camp site on a host app for campers/RV's/teardrops that we had previously used and had a FANTASTIC stay on an alpaca farm. I promise to drop this blog soon. Specifically regarding the alpaca named Tina (yes, from Napoleon Dynomite) that kept making out with my boyfriend and spitting at me.
We packed up and hit the road and 1 hour later rolled into a wildlife refuge (not to be confused with a wildlife refugee, which I kept calling it). To tell you that the site was nothing like what we had envisioned is the understatement of the century, but in a good way. I took plenty of photos to document this rare one night camping adventure.
We arrived at the campsite around noon and found our camping pad (usually in a campsite, the different areas have numbers and there is a flat area to be able to back the camper and level it.) Scoping out the site, we were right across from an amazing mountain view completely obstructed with two large yellow abandoned shipping container homes. Since we appeared, at the time, to be the only campers in the entire wildlife refuge, I joked to my boyfriend that the scene reminded me of a Rob Zombie film (House of 1,000 Corpses) and that a killer clown could jump out at any moment.
We later learned from the owner that the shipping containers were actually historic turn of the century railroad cars documented with the Golden Colorado Railroad Museum. They both have the historic numbers and the cars were used by the repair crew for endgame and line repairs and housed the bunk beds and the kitchen. One day the nonprofit hopes to restore both train cars and the super creepy garage barn by the marsh to create a visitors center and meeting hall to host environmental speakers and host future year long fundraisers.
I love this shot of my favorite little ginger in front of the creepy shipping containers. |
To our left we had an incredible view of a wildlife marsh. The entire land area is private property with the purpose of a sanctuary for all of Colorado's native wildlife. There is zero state or county signage to find this property, so you have to go by directions on the app (which you'll want to screen shot since there is zero cell reception around). All around the marshy pond are private trails with an old mining outhouse, some abandoned cabins, and an abandoned motor home that looks like the one from American Horror Story: Freak Show, the one with the Clown in the abandoned motor home!
Interestingly enough this wildlife refuge, owned by a small non-profit, is not a state or national park, but rather a quaint area on a mining parcel (roughly 13.2 acres created in Colorado's mining district). And we were the ONLY ones there. Spooky, no? Noone would hear us scream. Think about this in the pitch dark and keep reading. The refuge is rustic and completely underdeveloped and there are deserted buildings and junk, as well as mining equipment and supplies strewn about the property. However, the area still gives off vibes of a true Colorado mountain experience and is tranquil and healing. Oh, did I mention the vintage excavator/bulldozer? This guy dug the Panama Canal and was featured in a box office hit film, which I can't remember the name of to save my life. And, to think you thought the only bulldozer in Colorado was in Granby, CO - "Killdozer" - BY THE WAY, I wrote a blog on this guy that you'll want to read. The moral of the story is to make sure you're checking up on your muffler shop friends who live in small Colorado mafia ran towns. They deserved it. There is also a great Netflix documentary on this guy.
Okay quick current events trivia: Did you know that currently the Panama Canal is only allowing up to 38 ships a day to pass? This went from hundreds a day!! Not only this, but the ships now have to cut back on their allotted cargo by 60%! If the water level in the canal drops by another 3 feet, the Panama Canal will officially close! Which means Americans will need to stock up on anything we have shipped from overseas.
Another Trivia: What is the cost to traverse the Panama Canal and how long is it? (Answer at the end of the post)
Me playing with grownup toys... |
After we explored the refuge a bit, we began unpacking, setting up the canopy over our kitchen area. After unpacking the last bit of equipment, the skies suddenly opened up and it started pouring rain. For high desert, we have a suspicious amount of rain. And, I see chemtrails and cloud seeding daily.
So, since camping in the rain sucks, we unhitched the Jeep and went for a drive. As we were driving toward downtown Black Hawk, we spotted this biker bar and decided to pop in until the rain subsided. The place was called "Last Shot" and it has the Guinness Book of World Record claim for the most shot glasses under one roof! They were everywhere!
When I first walked in I went right to the payphone and turned around and loudly shouted, "CAN EVERYONE PLEASE HOLD IT DOWN? SHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!" Just kidding, I didn't, but RIP Pee Wee...and, lucky for me, this wasn't the private club for Satan's Helpers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjcQr4sSYQ
The bar was SO cool. It had different rooms with great views. The owner took a liking to my boyfriend and comped our food and drinks. The place was full of unique art, paintings, all for sale, except the shot glasses. The service is top notch and they loved Millie and gave her some complimentary bacon. Millie would make the best biker bar dog. She loves her a good biker. Bikers are good people. She enjoyed walking table to table greeting all the patrons.
He kept telling me I was awful pretty |
After the rain stopped, we decided to head back to camp. One thing we did not know is that moose are the most common visitors at this wildlife refuge! Also, sitings of black bears, coyotes, fox, bobcats, small herd deer, and elk have been verified by previous campers and the owner. We were told that we would most likely hear active beavers around the pond/marsh. Thus, we expected these little guys to be splashing around at night.
There is nothing more liberating on this entire planet than waking up and brushing your teeth in the brisk mountain air in your sports bra. |
Take me hooooome, country roooaaaads, to the place I beloooonnggg.... |
Millie my flower power wolf... |
Thanks for stopping in! Don't forget to drop me a comment with your costume suggestion! And, may your Fall be spooky and full of fright nights. Wink...
Love,
CK