Tuesday, November 8, 2022




My biggest wish for this election is a new Governor for Colorado.  Fingers crossed for HEIDI!!!

Isn’t it weird that the same party that went on and on and on about Russian interference and collusion in the 2016 election also said there’s no way the 2020 election was rigged!?!  For a senile pedophile with no track record to run on who spent the entire year in his basement -50 years I’m Washington and has nothing to show for it and we’re suppose to believe he got 80 million votes, more than Obama.  Trump legally won the most votes in history.  It doesn’t take a genius to see his rallies sell out while Biden is boo’d out of every stadium with chants of “Fuck Joe Biden.”  

Business Law class will teach you that Delaware (the very first state - the 1st to ratify the Constitution) ranks as the #1 in corporate incorporations in America!  Why are so many corporations across America incorporating in Delaware!?!  Well, for starters - it’s cheap, it’s extremely simple, and there are some pretty nice tax benefits.   

Delaware Dufus (or Biden to some) represents Corporate America.  Delaware LOVES this man.  He represents credit card companies and champions their causes in Washington DC - companies who get rich off preying on Americans with outlandish interest rates!  Yet the overwhelming majority of Biden supporters claim to hate capitalism and the greed of corporate America!  Connecting the irony dots yet?   Delaware Dufus epitomizes corporate America!

This also may come as a shock to some, but has anyone wondered why Delaware Dufus spends more time in Delaware than he does in DC?  Well the answer is very clear.  All meetings conducted at the White House require a visitors log and every visitor is required to state his or her business.  There is full transparency as to the comings and goings of all guests.  But his Delaware home is considered a private residence and he doesn’t have to produce any log or any records at all!  So why wouldn’t he conduct the majority of his business dealings in Delaware with zero transparency to the American public?!

A bit off topic, but the more ya know!  You’re not anti establishment when you’re Ridin with Biden so please stahhhhp already!!!

Riding the red wave,


Sunday, November 6, 2022

Salmon Patties for the Win!

My little brother just asked me for this recipe for Salmon Cakes (or as we called them growing up, Salmon Patties).  This is a Southern delicacy sorta like cowboy caviar…which, by the way, pairs nicely with these tasty salmon morsels.  Anyways, instead of texting this to him, I thought it would be best to share out on my blog so everyone can try it, and it’s out there in perpetuity as my legacy.  Oh, did I say it’s pretty inexpensive to make and AS good as crab cakes!?!  Pretty important in Joe Biden “inflation out the ass” land!

I knew I only had one shot to plate this and I failed.  I feel like usually my presentation is much better.  But the drizzles of remoulade all bled together by the time I found my phone. 

Okay, so first, get your ass to the market.  And pick up the following:

1 14oz can of pink tuna 

1 onion (you mince up 1/2 for this recipe)

2 eggs

3/4 cups of bread crumbs but I use these tasty Kellogg’s club crackers and I really think it’s so much better   

1 tsp lemon juice 

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp ground pepper

Drain your salmon (but keep the juice for later) and finger check for any bones as you drop in a bowl.   Add on the onions and mix!  Now add in your eggs and crackers and add back in the juice from the can and lemon juice.  Add salt and pepper.  Now shape your cakes while your olive oil heats on the stove.   Next drop them in for 5 minutes on each side and please watch for spitting oil that might pop out!  In other words, don’t stand too close!

Ohhhh I’m not even done!  You’ll wanna dip these in a remoulade sauce.  This one is my fave:

1/2 cup of Mayo 

2 teaspoons of hot horseradish 

1 tablespoon of pickle juice  

2 teaspoons of lemon juice 

2.5 teaspoons of paprika 

1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder 

1/2 teaspoon of Old Bay Seasoning   Mmmmm

Mix with a whisk!  Whalllaaaaa!

I hope you enjoy this southern treat!  My grandmama in South Carolina used to make these but we would dip them in ketchup or tartar sauce.  And I just think this remoulade jazzes it up so much better! 

Cowboy caviar is basically a bean salad with some BAM flavor It’s usually made with black eyed peas.  But in my pic, I made it with a three bean salad, some Serrano peppers, cilantro, opinions, and tomatoes.  I threw in a splash or two of Greek dressing!

Happy cooking!


Friday, November 4, 2022

Hey Cutie, How About a Charcuterie?

A Charrrr…what?!   Charcuteries are just a fancy name for a meat and cheese board with other naughty additions that make for a fabulous party or gathering.  These boards normally accompany a wine tasting but have become super popular at any social gathering/event and they’re most popular this time of year!  They definitely make game day Saturday a bit fancy!

Honestly I forget the name of this place but it’s a winery in Denver that served up that unforgettable charcuterie board.  Ummm but yeah I forgot the name.  Sorry!

So, I’m wanting to make charcuteries all Autumn and Winter while hanging with family and friends.  It allows me to be creative.  Plus I love snacking on these guys.  To start, I definitely love a good summer sausage and salamis!  Oh and a good prosciutto is divine!  Gouda, goat cheese, and smoked cheddar are a MUST!  I feel like Costco is a great starting point to grab the meat and cheese “base” to the board.  During Autumn, adding dried figs and nuts is a must!  I also love those juicy little cherry peppers and some olives!  I feel like you can’t go wrong with a stone ground cracker but I also love those melba toasts.  I’ll probably add a few dips here and there and some Dijon mustard.  

And of course, you’ll wanna pair this delicious creation with a full bodied red wine.  I’m a huge fan of South American vino.  Anything from Chile or Argentina!  

Leave me a comment on a fancy add-on that made your charcuterie a touch-down!  And on that note, my alma mater is now #2 in the Nation!  And, I’ll leave you with a few tunes…

This one for my Vols: https://youtu.be/Fd3nGmNYY5I

And this one, because it’s such a great time of year to break out some Rosemary.  Try Rosemary crackers or Triscuits with your next Charcuterie! https://youtu.be/TfY8hR5frEQ



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