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The Wild Wild West

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I had the awesome opportunity to visit my brother who was stationed in El Paso for Easter 2015.  When I finally arrived at the El Paso International airport I was green.  I had puked my guts out due to the Santa Ana winds.  And, let's not forget the fact that I was seated between two lawyers, one in a window seat and one in an aisle seat, and yours truly sandwiched between them.  When I got violently sick and bent down to start puking in a bag, they literally, sat back and continued to talk over my back.  When I finally leaned back while napkining the vomit from the corners of my mouth, they both tried to make small talk with me.  That was my first experience in El Paso. When I finally got to my brother's house, he took something out of his fridge and told me to go put it where the sun don't shine.  I looked at him confused, and he said, "you can either do it and we can go to dinner, or you can be sick the rest of the night"  And, that was the...